Swish and Flick In the House of Slytherin Album Cover

Swish and Flick
In the House of Slytherin

1. Swish and Flick
2. S-l-y in Slytherin
3. Cho Chang (Shake Your Thang)
4. Draco Malfoy
5. Astoria Greengrass and the Pure-Blood Prince
6. Hogwarts House Party
7. Pure-Blood
8. Pimp My Ford Anglia
9. Like a Death Eater
10. If You Didn't Come to Party

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USER COMMENTS
Read what people have been saying about Swish and Flick's In the House of Slytherin:

"The most fun you can have with your robes on . . . or off, for that matter."
- Anonymous

"This album is not as good as any of Draco and the Malfoys' albums, but it comes pretty damn close.  There needs to be more songs about me."
- Draco Malfoy, Painfully Sexy Slytherin

"This is the best CD ever!"
- Chloe Pisani, Toddler

"You are a disgrace to the noble House of Slytherin.  There has never been, and never will be a 'slut' in my house."
- Portrait of Salazar Slytherin, Co-Founder of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

Response to Salazar Slytherin... "There hasn't?  I thought your sister was a Slytherin."
- Astoria Greengrass, Swish and Flick

"When mum and dad hear what you've been doing, you're so dead."
- Daphne Greengrass, Swish's Big Sister

"Flick's guitar playing and mechanical vocals takes me back to my teenage years and long summer nights with Gellert."
- Albus Dumbledore, Head Master, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

"This music, lyrical content and artwork violates codes 13409.1 and 83208.45 of Statue 3098 regarding Normal and Upstanding Decorum Laws.  Please cease and desist."
- Dolores J. Umbridge, Head Undersecretary to the Minister of Magic

"WTF!  No songs about me?!?!?"
- Harry Potter, Savior of the Wizarding World, All-around Nice Guy

"Though I am pleased that my wand-flourishing technique has inspired a wizard rock band name, I must advise against your suggestions of 'waving your wand like you just don't care'. Please use magic safely and responsibly."
- Filius Flitwick, Charms Professor, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry

"I laughed, I cried, it was better than Equus"
- Anonymous New Yorker

"I love this album!  It makes me want to shake my thang.  But why has Flick stopped owling me?"
- Cho Chang, Star Quidditch Player, Asian Hottie

"I danced so hard to their CD that I knocked my frame off the wall... again."
- Nymphadora Tonks' portrait, Former Auror